In order to celebrate Slothsgiving to the fullest, chow down like our slow pals!
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Fruit and Bugs
FRUIT AND BUGS
Serves 1-2.
INGREDIENTS:
Fruit
Bugs*
Assemble your favorite fruits on a plate. Really try to think about how a sloth would go about eating this dish, and try to incorporate more of your favorite fruit. In the case of some sloths, that would be grapes.
Arrange the fruit in easy to grab piles. Sloths don't want to spend any extra time when enjoying a meal, so make it as effortless as possible to chow down.
When you're pleased with the overall fruit aesthetic, sprinkle nutritious bugs* on top to complete the meal. These will provide an added texture and crunch to this sweet dish!
(*We used chia seeds.)
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Leaves
LEAVES
Serves 1-2.
INGREDIENTS:
Leafy greens
Arrange giant leaves of plants on a plate, paying close attention to the colors and textures. While sloths may typically enjoy the leaves of whatever tree they happen to be hanging around in, they also deeply care about the composition of their meal.
Anything huge, leafy and generally green is perfect for this dish. The more exotic, the better. When selecting your leaves, think about how proud you'll be able to sound next to the other pretentious folk at the grocery store in the leaf section when recounting your sloth diet backstory.
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Grapes
GRAPES
Serves 1-2.
INGREDIENTS:
Grapes
Put grapes in a bowl. Sloths love a simple meal, and they'll never turn down a grape. It's easy, it's pretty, and it's healthy as well! Who doesn't enjoy fruit? This meal is perfect in the morning or as a mid-Slothsgiving snack. Perhaps it could act as a palate cleanser between the courses of your feast.
This dish is best enjoyed while reclining, perhaps on a chaise-type chair that's perfect for lounging. Bonus points if someone else feeds you the grapes!
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