God, how long have I been in here?
1. GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH.
2. Preferably coffee, though.
3. Thank god there's a Dunkin' Donuts located every four feet.
4. Should I go through the drive-thru?
5. OH HELL NO LOOK AT THAT DRIVE-THRU LINE.
6. I'm not trying to live at this Dunkin' Donuts, thanks though.
7. OK. I'm just going to park and go inside.
8. Why is there always coffee poured on the ground in the parking lot?
9. Maybe someone got to their car and just decided, "Fuck this."
Comedy Central
10. Oh, that new Oreo frappe looks good.
11. I mean, it looks like I will want to lie in the fetal position for the rest of the day — but good nonetheless.
12. Should I get it?
13. Nah.
14. Ooh! Cookie dough flavor...
15. Should I get it?
16. Nah.
17. But, maybe...
18. Nah.
19. OK, I'm just going to get a medium iced coffee.
20. My normal order.
Bravo
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