Thursday 6 August 2015

You Can Get Semen-Injected Beer Now

Cum again?

Supplied by Steve Drummond

The pub plans on entering the beer into the Brewers Guild Awards in September, where judges would have to do a blind tasting of the semen stout.

The pub plans on entering the beer into the Brewers Guild Awards in September, where judges would have to do a blind tasting of the semen stout.

The first stag the pub tried wasn't up the task, Drummond said.

"For some reason the first stag wasn’t able to deliver – stage fright maybe. Lagoon, which we believe is a superior stag, had no problems. The stag was serviced in a professional breeding facility in Kaiapoi, Canterbury, NZ."

Supplied by Steve Drummond

Drummond said the majority of people have really enjoyed the beer and that Lagoon the stag (who supplied the, uh, semen) had a "very restful sleep" after he donated his part.

Drummond said the majority of people have really enjoyed the beer and that Lagoon the stag (who supplied the, uh, semen) had a "very restful sleep" after he donated his part.

"Everyone so far has swallowed and not spat... The beer itself is excellent. It's a creamy chocolate stout with coffee notes. The semen... well that's something you've got to experience to describe."

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