Thursday 6 August 2015

Would You Pay $75 For Jeb Bush's Guacamole Bowl?

Avoca-whoaaaaa.

Guacamole is the food of the Gods.

Guacamole is the food of the Gods.

It's modern-day Ambrosia.

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Avocados are easy to get at the store, but what do you actually MAKE the guac in?

Avocados are easy to get at the store, but what do you actually MAKE the guac in?

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Don't worry! Jeb Bush's campaign merchandise store has you covered.

Don't worry! Jeb Bush's campaign merchandise store has you covered.

Jeb2016.com

Because you can buy your very OWN "Guaca Bowle" to whip up guac on "Sunday Funday" (this is not a regular Sunday, it's one where you have "fun" and finish up with an episode of True Detective).

Because you can buy your very OWN "Guaca Bowle" to whip up guac on "Sunday Funday" (this is not a regular Sunday, it's one where you have "fun" and finish up with an episode of True Detective).

Why "Guaca Bowle"? Because it rhymes with guacamole. Between that and the rhyming of "Sunday Funday," whoever designed this page is a regular Ezra Pound.

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