Thursday, 28 May 2015

22 Phrases Every Server Dreads

No substitutions means NO SUBSTITUTIONS.

"Oh good, you're still open!"

"Oh good, you're still open!"

(Three minutes before closing time.)

ABC

"OK, so we're splitting between six cards..."

"OK, so we're splitting between six cards..."

WE TV / Via giphy.com

"Can you make this dish without salt?"

"Can you make this dish without salt?"

giphy.com

"Which is better, the salmon or the steak?"

"Which is better, the salmon or the steak?"

IDK, because we're two different people with different experiences of taste????

Spike


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