“Fish! Do you eat fish?”
When everyone with you at a restaurant is trying to help you figure out what to order.
"Or you could get the Caesar salad, but without anchovies!" "Eggs, can you eat eggs?" "Or the chicken parm sandwich, but with no chicken!" "Oooh, look, steamed kale!"
Whipping out your box of Morningstar at the barbecue.
Not to mention silently freaking out about your veg patty being grilled in the same spot where a juicy hamburger was just chilling out.
Telling someone you're veg.
Pretty much sums it up.
When your friends want to share small plates at restaurants.
Brace yourself for paying $50 to eat one small plate of olives and some too-tough ciabatta.
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